Dear Madame Beau: Please help me stop snoring

Dear Madame Beau,

I'm about to marry. Before you say congrats, this is my third marriage. My last wife left mainly because she couldn't keep up with my snoring habit. I need help and fast please.



Yours Sincerely,

Thunder.

Dear Thunder,

I bet your snoring strikes like thunder and lightning in the bedroom. I suggest you get wife no 4 ready. To reduce your snoring habit, you need to adopt a healthy living lifestyle. You will need to exercise regularly especially if you're pot-bellied, change your sleep position and pillows often. Also drink plenty of fluids and hot showers to open nasal passages . Try these and see if it will reduce. If not visit your doctor for help and advice.
If I knew how to stop it completely, I would be one of the Forbes richest now, isn't it?

Your Sincerely,

Madame Beau.

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