Agony Aunt in the House: Lipstick Dilemma

Dear Madame Beau,

I will keep it simple for you! I want my lipstick to last longer. What natural tips do you recommend?

Your Sincerely,

Ego

Dear Ego,

Your lipstick isn't lasting because your lips are HUGE! They are bigger than Pete Burns, google him if you don't know already. Anyway, to get your lipstick to last longer, apply your lipstick as normal, dab with baby powder, apply another coat of lipstick. You can repeat the process to get your ideal look.

Your Sincerely,

Madame Beau

Yikes!